The Dark Side

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 My man has gone to the Dark Side

It's not good at all

His eyes are glowing red and

His face is just like Darth Maul!


When he walks into the room

I hear the Imperial March playing

And imagine him as Darth Vader

With a long black cloak swaying


His face is very grumpy

And he's acting oh so mean

I wish I could find Han Solo

To fly me to Tatooine


He's making my world feel like Hoth

The planet of snow and ice

If only he would thaw out a bit

Its like he's frozen in carbonite


I wish he'd tell me what I've done

What's making him so mean

As he growls with menace and hisses

Like Emperor Palpatine


He's been a week on the Dark Side

Away in a galaxy so far

I cant get through to reach him

So I'm trapped on the Death Star!


carol ann lewis 2021



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